Secret Contest

Here's to you. the irate commuter with the perfect mani barking an order to the Starbucks barista. Across the parking lot there's a mancho man-child parking his gargantuan pickup truck sideways to protect the paint job. And what about the fearless driver who crossed the double yellow line to pass, narrowly escaping a head-on collision to be one car ahead of me at the red light?

I'm not even at work yet and already the competition is fierce. My "A*hole of the Day" contest already has three worthy contestants. Is there a clueless candidate waiting for me in the lobby? Will my boss be in a mood this morning and earn consideration. Or is it me, grumpy and fault-finding before my second coffee, who deserves the dubious honor.

I very well could be today's winner, a good reason for keeping this a secret contest a secret after all.

— Suztek